Freya gets some Bling

 Freya, Goddess of beauty, love, and childbirth, was in the market for some serious bling. There was one piece of jewelry she wanted; the necklace Brisings. Brisings was a 'circlet of fluid gold' that would enhance even the most beautiful of goddesses. The only problem with acquiring it was the price. She could afford any gold or silver, but for this special piece, she was required to sleep with each of the four dwarven smiths who created it. Alfrigg, Berling, Dvalin, and Grerr were master goldsmiths of unparalleled skill, and it had been such a long lonely time in their mountain fastness, that no payment of gold was valuable enough. And so, Freya did it. And did it... And did it, and did it again... But she got her necklace. Fortunately the battery in Berling's video camera was dead, so she was spared the shame of the internet...