Ahura Mazda and Ahriman

 After untold millennnia of struggle of Order versus Chaos, Ahura Mazda decided it was time to conclude the struggle once and for all. He went to Ahriman's home in Elizabeth, New Jersey, where he found him sitting on the front porch, throwing pebbles at passing children.

  "Ahriman, you old coot, I have come to challenge you to the final battle !" Ahriman looked up at his challenger, and without a word, went into the house, and returned with his bowling ball and shoes. "Okay'," he said, "Let's do this thing."    (to be continued)