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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Gilgamesh and Enkidu


 Needed Sacred Cedar to build a new door for the Gods.  So they went to the Sacred Lumber Yard, but at the lumber counter was the demon-ogre Humbaba. He told them,"Cedar is all in our other location.". So they asked instead for Sacred Hemlock. "All out. Sorry." responded Humbaba. "Ok, how about Sacred Mahogany ?" asked Gilgamesh. "Nope. shipment's due thursday." Enkidu tried asking for Sacred Oak. Humbaba merely shook his head. Brightening, the Ogre-Demon looked up at them and suggested "We do have some partially Sacred Fiberglass pre-made doors. Perhaps the Gods will accept one ?" "Okay, let's see what you've got." said Gilgamesh. Humbaba checked the computer. "Oh sorry, just sold the last one."
 At this, Gilgamesh flew into a rage, and began an epic battle with Humbaba which would be recorded in Epic Poem format, and would be remembered throughout the ages, although with somewhat altered details...

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